door stopper - first draft.

The door to my apartment is uneven leaving a pretty big gap between floor and door on the one side. This means that I come home everyday to this:

 zip ties, cat toys, seals from plastic bottles, mail, bottle caps, a key, a tampon, and one time - green beans. all of these things have been slid under the door by a cat into the stairwell and usually, they want the stuff back. 

help wanted!

so 2 people have offered to come visit me and do a project* which I LOVE so i wanted to extend the invitation to everyone (reading this). if you want to come keep me company for an hour/day/weekend/semester and do some crafts, please do! you can pick the project and i will serve you the best elio's pizza and lend you a pair of sweatpants. 

*i'm counting a case race as a project.

Bagels!

This doesn't really count because Zach is still here but whatevs. Zach and I are making bagels! Zach is doing most of it (duh), although I actually helped! We are using this recipe.   Zach wants to make "pubic hair bagels." I want to understand how that's funny.